Insta-Not-Hot

The BEP's Fergie illustrates how one can go from hot to incredibly not-hot in one sweaty crotch filled evening. Her reps adamantly claim that the wet spot in question is not pee. Either way it's farking narsty and these might be in order.

Car As Manhood

Perhaps the best description yet of the General Lee:

The Dukes of Hazzard, based on the 1970s TV show about two good ol' boys who drive around all day in an orange-colored extension of their penises with absolutely nothing to do... - Pajiba.com

Sadly, but not suprisingly, I want one. It's amazing what bored, testosterone fueled males can come up with.

Love The Apologies

Well, I'm back from the cottage but I'm still training my replacement at 'work' (term used very loosely) so posts will be few and far between. Sorry, I'll get back on the blog horse as soon as possible.