Fetch Me My Gun
This is a real book, I kid you not:
This full-color illustrated book is a fun way for parents to teach young children the valuable lessons of conservatism. Written in simple text, readers can follow along with Tommy and Lou as they open a lemonade stand to earn moneyfor a swing set. But when liberals start demanding that Tommy and Lou pay half their money in taxes, take down their picture of Jesus, and serve broccoli with every glass of lemonade, the young brothers experience the downside to living in Liberaland. - Amazon.com
The sequel "Tommy and Lou Kill Some Commies" comes out next year. Oh, and when did broccoli become the pinko vegetable of choice? Sweet merciful crap what is the world coming to...
posted by LoveTheException @ 3:01 PM
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5 Comments:
nothin' wrong with killing commies :)
Polarizing kids at an early age. Great for the future of the country.
I wish I had books to read like that when I was kid. Then I would have learned earlier how government regulations put the squeeze on small businesses. I don't get the liberal point of view: they fuck small businesses and then they complain about companies like Wal-Mart. I suppose though that Liberals were never very good at economics; that's why they raise taxes to accomodate their inefficient government spending!
What's wrong with killing commies?
They killed 100 million people. If not more.
you americans are some crazy people
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