Crazy Like A Fox

As the Cruise Missile repeatedly goes coo coo for cocoapuffs on national television, interest in his...*ahem..."religion" seems to be skyrocketing:

Since he declared his eternal love for Katie Holmes in early May, visits to the Church’s official website have shot up 263 percent to a peak of 375,000 visitors per day last week, according to site traffic tracker alexa. A lot of those visitors must have come through Google, which listed “Scientology” as the 10th-fastest-gaining query for the week of June 27. - Radarmagazine.com