Worn Out Material Girl

Madonna's looking a little rough despite her fondness for new-age medicine (read:quackery):

A big pink quartz stone in Madge's bra is supposed to encourage love and healing. And Madonna is not gearing up for menopause, she is trying to get pregnant. I wonder if Guy has to tape crystals to his balls to encourage love and increased sperm? - Conversations About Famous People

Too bad the ol' botox crystal wasn't around fifteen years ago.
(Thanks to Distressed Jeans for the Pic)