To Serve And...*hic... Protect

The scary part:

Cedar Park Police say they caught another member of law enforcement drunk behind the wheel. They say 40-year-old Austin Police officer Daniel Armstrong was passed out behind the wheel of his truck early Wednesday morning.

The priceless part:

The police report shows Armstrong was unaware of his surroundings. When asked how much he had had to drink, he replied not enough. - KXAN36.com