"When Buildings Fall", Next On FOX

The world will soon face the horrible fallout of ABC's hit (?) Dancing With The Stars. FOX has just announced that it's created a revolutionary new show:

The new program, aptly titled, "Skating with Celebrities" will pair famous faces with well-known pros in a weekly elimination competition, reports Variety..."If it's interesting to see celebrities ballroom dancing, it's going to be incredibly interesting to see if they can master a double axel and a spin," said FOX reality programming boss Mike Darnell. Darnell believes the huge popularity of Olympic figure skating proves that viewers have an appetite for the show. -FOX News via A Socialite's Life

I imagine it took a whole army of FOX creative geniuses to come up with such an original title. Olympic figure skating? "Huge popularity"...wuzzza?!?!....huh?!?!