Triatheletes Taste Like Chicken

Um....yeah....I don't really know what to say about this one:

Triathlon competitors are to be insured for £1m in case they are injured by the Loch Ness monster...NIG's David Parker said: "From an insurance perspective, this is a very unusual risk and a lot of insurers wouldn't want to deal with it. "We're providing up to £1m of cover in case any competitor sustains injuries that can be proven to be the result of an attack by the Loch Ness monster."

And the event's organizer has this to say:

"These competitors will all be very psyched up and very driven so there's going to be a lot of noise and a lot of splashing going on - just the sort of thing that might annoy a prehistoric lake monster. Or even worse, it might give it an appetite." - BBC News

How can anyone possibly argue with such sound logic?