Is That A Rocket In Your Pants....?

Two men holding their 'rockets' live on CNN as Freudian psychoanalysts have a freakin' field day all over the world. Gawker envisions the topic of conversation as follows:

Guest: You see, Miles, if you gently apply pressure to the shaft while lightly grazing its base, the rocket will launch rather effectively.
Miles: But what about the danger of another explosion?
Guest: Oh, I am sure of it.