A Few Chickens And It's A Deal

I can't help but find this amusing:

Former US president Bill Clinton has been offered 40 goats and 20 cows for his daughter by a love-struck African government official...The dowry is a very generous one by the country's own standards. - SkyNews.com

Sounds like a pretty good deal to me. 40 cows? Talk about a gift that keeps on giving. Mmm, dowry. Okay, I'm sorry that was a little cruel; I'm a wee bit pissy today. I will admit she's certainly better looking than she used to be.