Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Well Slap My Ass & Call Me Arrested

What happens when the bachelor isn't into the debauchery as much as his drunken buddies? Apparently, a sore ass and a whack of arrested strippers. Click here for enlarged police report:

According to a Pulaski County Sheriff's Office report, truck driver Keith Lowery told investigators that he was handcuffed to a pole at the Sensations club and set upon by the dancers during a June 17 visit. Lowery, who was celebrating his 31st birthday with pals who paid $25 for his ceremonial birthday whuppin', said that he was injured when the 4:30 AM stunt went too far. He claimed that he "begged" management to stop the paddling/whipping, but that his plea was rejected. After a bruised Lowery contacted cops, three dancers and two Sensations managers were arrested and charged with a felony count of obscene performance in a public place (the strippers also were hit with a misdemeanor battery count). -Image and Text from TheSmokingGun.com


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