Just What the World Needs...

...another Rambo movie! I kid you not (no really, I'm NOT joking) Preliminary shooting of Rambo IV is set to begin shooting this January in, of all places, Bulgaria (?!?!). I guess profits from his hit reality TV show, The Contender, aren't enough to cover the costs of his daily botox injections and weekly face-lift surgeries.

According to Stallone, the new plotline sees the character of Rambo as having "assimilated into the tapestry of America", living with his family in relative peace for the past fifteen years but still working for the military, when work pressures force him to move his family to the American outback. The Navajo-Indian former Green Beret and his family are then subject to an attack by white-supremacists, and Rambo has to risk life-and-limb in rescuing his 10-year old daughter from being held hostage.- Darkhorizons.com

The "American Outback"? Hmmm, Wisconsin? Minnesota maybe? I think this movie will be assimilated into a tapestry of crap.