Wednesday, June 08, 2005

I'd Rather Be Under The Sea

I don't condone smuggling by any stretch of the imagination, but I do understand the motivation of keistering a few pounds of your favorite illegal substance before starting the ol' vacation. Smuggling fish, on the other hand, leaves me baffled:

The 43-year-old woman arrived in Melbourne from Singapore on Friday and drew the attention of customs officers intrigued by "flipping" noises coming from under her skirt, a customs service spokesperson said...agents found the fish in 15 water-filled plastic bags held in a specially built apron concealed under her skirt. -

For decency's sake I will avoid any 'fishy smell' jokes.


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